The worker enterred the sausage machine as a cleaning man and came out as a Weiner.
Posted on 05/23/2010 11:14:35 AM PDT by DogByte6RER
Police: Man sucked into sausage seasoning machine
DANVERS, Mass. – Police said a cleaning man was taken to a hospital after being sucked into a machine at a sausage-making company in Danvers. The accident happened Thursday night as the man was cleaning the vacuum-type machine that is used to season the meat at DiLigui Sausage Co. Police said the man's head and shoulders became stuck in the machine after it somehow activated while being cleaned.
Lt. Carole Germano told The Salem News that the man — whose name was not released — was freed from the machine and showed no obvious sign of trauma, but was taken to a hospital as a precaution.
The Occupational Safety and Health Administration is investigating the mishap
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The worker enterred the sausage machine as a cleaning man and came out as a Weiner.
I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener,
That is what I’d truly like to be,
‘Cause if I was an Oscar Mayer wiener,
Everyone would take a bite of me!
He should be the next driver of the Weinermobile!
I hate it when that happens.
Of course when I saw this headline at Drudge I knew it would be here. Of course Luigi's sausage suggests that this might have been a Mafia event. How did that go? He was sent to sleep with the sausages!
That's four parts pork to one part illegal alien...
Now it’s a chorizo machine.
Once there was a Dutchman, his name was Johnny Verbeck
He was a dealer in sausages and sauerkraut and spec
He made the finest sausages you ever would have seen
One day he invented the sausage-making machine
Oh, Mr. Johnny Verbeck, how could you be so mean?
I told you you’d be sorry for inventing that machine.
Now all the neighbors’ cats and dogs will never more be seen
All ground up into sausages in Johnny Verbeck’s machine!
One day a boy came walking, he walked right in the store.
He bought a pound of sausages and laid them on the floor.
The boy began to whistle, he whistled up a tune.
And all the little sausages went dancing ‘round the room.
Oh, Mr. Johnny Verbeck, how could you be so mean?
I told you you’d be sorry for inventing that machine.
Now all the neighbors’ cats and dogs will never more be seen
All ground up into sausages in Johnny Verbeck’s machine!
One day the thing was broken, the darn thing wouldn’t go
So Johnny Verbeck, he climbed inside, to see what made it so
His wife, she had a nightmare, and walking in her sleep
She gave the crank an awful yank and Johnny Verbeck was meat!
Oh, Mr. Johnny Verbeck, how could you be so mean?
I told you you’d be sorry for inventing that machine.
Now all the neighbors’ cats and dogs will never more be seen
All ground up into sausages in Johnny Verbeck’s machine!
LOL
I wonder, if they shut the machine down after he got sucked in, you think they got a little behind in their orders?
Ba da bump.
That'll learn ya!
Mama, mia thats a spicy meatball.
I hope Rand Paul is going to be alright.
I am pretty sure the victim wont blame the near death accident on President Bush,Global Warming,or the Iceland Volcano.
I heard it as Dunderbeck.
“And he gave the crank
A hell of a Yank,
And Dunderbeck was Meat.”
My brother runs a meat processing plant. He makes salami, pepperoni, and other stuff for a huge company. You should see the safety stuff that goes on in that place. When they close down a machine for cleaning, they really close everything down.
The machine turned on by mistake? Unless you are a complete idiot, or someone hates you, those mistakes cannot happen.
I wonder which it is?
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