[Larry Lucido]

permanently banned from the team's clubhouse after her boozy antics -- including swigging whiskey and repeatedly fondling her boobs

Same thing that got me permanently banned from the team's clubhouse, too.

[Tijeras_Slim]

You’re a much snappier dresser though.

[Senator Pardek]

Yeah, but in your case - you were fondling someone else’s boobies.