"As an initial measure, myself and my staff, in fact - now that I'm thinking about it - all military personnel will henceforth be ordered to stop flying back and forth to Washington DC to speak at "Congressional Hearings". If you really need to talk to us, we'll just use gotomeeting.com as our schedule permits in between killing bad guys".
"Next question".
Bee-yoo-tiful, harleyguy!
BTW, I think Chris Christie in New Jersey could actually make a reply like that to those fatuous turds in Congess... and get away with it.
What a YouTube moment, eh?