[Mikey_1962]

I worked in a hospital where X-rays like these were passed around in the ER quite frequently.

[a real Sheila]

a friend told me of a hospital in Atlanta which had a lounge featuring “the wall of shame.” This wall was a conversation piece which contained items which had been removed from patients’ butts.

Another doctor friend told me of having to surgically remove an English Leather (square) bottle from a man’s butt.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?!!!

[DManA]

It was a million to one shot doc.

[Political Junkie Too]

Was one of those x-rays a bullet in a boob?

-PJ

[True_Kon]

If you think this is scary, you should try stuffing a whole giant pizza in your tummy.....the horror...the horror. ;o)

[Monterrosa-24]

You should have seen the one of the ARVN soldier with a lump on his side. The X-ray revealed it as an unexploded mortar round. He had been a direct it but the round did not explode and slid in along his ribcage. He had no idea what hit him.

[hometoroost]

Rectum? Damn near killed him.

[SparkyBass]

Immediately reminded me of one Albert Fish at the turn of the century....

Depraved dude...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Fish

[ponygirl]

When my college roommate did her round in the ER, she came home with a story one night about a guy who had come in with a tennis ball, a racquetball and a golf ball up his butt. First he told them he accidentally sat on them in the bathtub. Truth was, he had put them inside a trash bag, stuffed them up in there and the bag broke.

Yikes.

[RnMomof7]

We heard about them on the “floors”

[Slump Tester]

I'm assuming this poofter used plasticizer:

Rectal Impaction Following Enema with Concrete

There was a ping pong ball involved also.

[Billthedrill]

Oh, yeah. I had a good friend who worked in the ER of a certain hospital in San Francisco during the 80's. The first resort is...how do I phrase this delicately?...a lot of lube and a good pull. That doesn't work if the object happens to be a light bulb (true story) or in so deep you can't get a pair of forceps on it. But if it's just a cowboy boot, no problem. Reportedly it was only in up to the heel.

Oh, and he did remind me on occasion never to try a QuicKrete enema. That's advice you can't get just anywhere.

[Brett66]

Ouch and ewww!

[reagan_fanatic]

Well, I guess that isn't so shocking...

[reagan_fanatic]

[clee1]

I was a ER nurse for a time. You just WOULD NOT BELIEVE what some fools will insert into their rectums.

[KoRn]

/mark

[OB1kNOb]

Did you have an ar$e box at the hospital?

[Bulldawg Fan]

Remember, its just an alternate life style. (sarc)

[Dead Corpse]

A$$ Pennies. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/871851/

NSFW. Bad language.

[Fido969]

“I must have sat on it, Doc!”