[Eric in the Ozarks]

They’d better keep her burial spot a secret or the neighborhood 7-11 will run out of beer...

[ArrogantBustard]

Mount this on her headstone:

[onona]

Now that’s funny....and the owner probably won’t have any idea why he sells out of beer, especially on the weekends....”just pissing (oops, I mean passing) through y’all, see ya next week”...