[chrisser]

There is of course the theory that Jupiter saves our bacon by vacuuming up most stray comets.

Planetary exloitation!

Jupiter is using it's excessive and nefariously obtained gravity to rob other planets of their rightful comets.

We need a celestial affirmative action program, with comet quotas, redistribution and reparations so the other planets who lost the planetary gravity lottery can be made whole. Only government can right this historical wrong.

It's for the children...

Anyone who disagrees must be an ignorant bigot.

[chichipow]

“Anyone who disagrees must be an ignorant bigot.”

You forgot racist. Always play the race card remember? ;-P