Posted on 11/19/2010 8:34:36 AM PST by Stayfree
Now that TSA has passed this new rule that you either submit to a pornographic image of your body or to a pat down means that now TSA will have to re-screen all of its agents to determine their sexual orientation. After the TSA determines whether each of its agents is heterosexual, gay men, lesbian or bisexual, then it must also require that all passengers declare their sexual orientation so that heterosexual passengers can only be searched by heterosexual TSA agents and gay male passengers can only be searched by TSA agents who are gay males and lesbian passengers can only searched by lesbian TSA agents. Bisexual TSA agents can only search bisexual passengers.
Seems reasonable. I was telling my wife yesterday that when the guy prepares to feel me up I’ll ask him if he is gay. If he is, I’ll ask for a heterosexual feeler-upper.
Think that’s backwards - a lesbian passenger frisked by a lesbian TSA agent would be sexual abuse....etc.
TSA Hetero’s can frisk hetero same sex passengers
TSA Male homo’s can only frisk lesbians
TSA Lesbians can only frisk Male Homo’s
Who’s missing?
Transexuals.....um, who frisks them?
No, the TSA needs to be eliminated when we get the GOP majority back. They need to be completely de-funded. We need to beat on the GOP for yet another abuse of government power.
No, we do NOT need these invasive procedures fine tuned. WE NEED THEM ELIMINATED.
END the TSA
Maybe they should do background checks to see if they’re sexual predators before they start patting down little girls/boys.
Sadeq Naji Ahmed - the Transportation Security Administration
hired him as an airport screener after the Air Force kicked him out for making
statements supporting Osama bin Laden and praising the 9/11 attacks.
Ahmed worked almost a year before enough people at the TSA found that
he previously had his security clearance revoked and had to let him go.
This airport stuff is all designed to punish the people who voted the Democrats out of power in the House of Representatives. They think that a disproportionate number of people who fly are in the “producing class.” They think that the number of “their voters” who fly is relatively small, and that alienating these votes won’t hurt them that much.
There is no such thing as a comprehensive background check. In a lot of states the criminal history data held electronically is somewhat comprehensive but many times the data from county/parish courts may never get to the state repository for various reasons. Since that is the case then the data may never reach the national database level and be put in to NCIC. NCIC is the most "comprehensive" system in America. Unfortunately, like the county/parish and state systems it is lacking. It is big but does not cover everything. There is also the situation where the person has never been arrested or convicted.
The bottom line is that is if we could not do a comprehensive background check on the guy who is now president how can we do one on the possible pervs working for TSA?
Use EFFECTIVE techniques, and eliminate this RANDOM PC SEARCH b.s.
How many bombs have they found by this RANDOM PRESELECTION for BODY SEARCH routine started?
How many personal items (pocket-knifes, clippers) have been stolen from their owners in the sacrifice to keep someone from using fingernail clippers to chew their way through the airframe and cause a crash?
I've had a Top Secret (among additional read-ins) for decades, getting re-investigated every 5-yrs. Friends of mine fly for the 89th Special Airlift Wing at Andrews, you know, the guys that fly the POTUS and other government “VIP’s” and yet THEY have to be groped by TSA if they wish to fly commercial.
They are good enough to fly the POTUS but can't be trusted to fly as a passenger on a civilian aircraft?
What is going on can only be described as madness.
We have to put up with groping TSA mouth-breathers that could never pass a Secret (let alone Top Secret) background check.
The TSA was established by the FED as a TEMPORARY STOPGAP measure, until the airports could develop their own private security.
The Law establishing the TSA required airports to use TSA for one year. After that they are free to replace them with private employees.
According to one thread, that I saw late last night, the AIRLINES are responding to the INTERNET BUZZ and PROTESTS/Youtube Videos, etc. and are considering the changeover from GOVT to PRIVATE employees.
Napolitano is trying to require that they keep the TSA (fed employees) permanently.
That is the current status on the TSA situation.
I’m going to ask to skip the X-Ray overdose scanner, and request a female agent to feel me up.
Nothing creeps me out worse than a guy who might be gay feeling me up. I’ll take a straight woman or a lesbian, thank you very much.
But then you will be violating the rights of the TSA Agent - lmao
Same here. I feel sorry for women though - they can’t win.
What if she feels me up and i get wood? Will i be pulled aside to a private room? When i tell her it is a moisture heat seeking missile will i be arrested?
People who are into S&M are sick and they really need to find a psychatrist ASAP.
I’d rather be felt up by a man than a lesbo.Blech.
Now I know why the grocery store was out of tinfoil.
Have you been in an airport recently? Your comment suggests not.
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