[Past Your Eyes]

Un-flippin believable. Luckily for me, my wife knows how to keep her mouth shut about such things.

[Little Bill]

The first house I owned had a lovely field stone wall behind the house. A hell spawn woodchuck took up residence and started to dislodge the stones.

So on my days off I set up an ambush in my kitchen window with my 10/22, no one would hear the shot and the wall that been there for a couple of hundred years would have been preserved, whole.My Masshole communist, ex, Nurse, wife, took an early 1/2 day and saw meand threw herself across the Woodchuck Hole when she saw me setup.

I told this story to my sons Father in Law, Scotch Irish Ridge runners from Alabama. His view, knowing she and I, "You should have shot her you would have been out by now.

[rcofdayton]

If I were him, she would VERY soon be my ex-wife.