That ain’t just low, that’s unAmerican and unmanly.
So just know a sissy took your stuff and he will always be weak.
You know, watching those dogs eat the turkey in “A Christmas Story” reminds me of all those times that pets I’ve have had have gotten into something of mine. I’d always thought child-proofing a house was the piece de resistance of great housekeeping, but, I swear, dog-proofing is just as challenging.
I knew someone, too, who had a house bitten to smitherines by a squirrel that had gotten inside and couldn’t get out. The people were on vacation. I guess the furniture & curtains were strewn all over in pieces.
A friend knows someone that fed a rat who lived under his sink in his apartment. As in until the rat died. I guess they had an ‘understanding.’ I would not be so understanding myself.