I'm not actually sure if there's a conservative among 'em, except for me. There also isn't a veteran among 'em, except...well, you get the drift. I have great hopes for my ne'er-do-well nephew, though. He's rebelling from his boring old-fart relatives, except for...and talking about joining the Navy.
But they're still not gettin' my Cab. Merry Christmas to you! ;-)