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WHY OBAMA IS SCARY SKINNY (Parasites says Article)
National Enquirer ^

Posted on 01/19/2011 11:29:28 AM PST by Scythian

The real reason behind PRESIDENT OBAMA's shocking weight loss - he's secretly battling stomach parasites, say sources.

The pencil-thin president caught the parasites on a trip last year to Hawaii, where he and his family also vacationed over Christmas, according to top political insiders.

"Barack has wanted to keep the stomach parasites under the radar," revealed a close source.

"There had been a public health warning about them in Hawaii when he caught them."

(Excerpt) Read more at nationalenquirer.com ...


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I doubt this truth of this article.
1 posted on 01/19/2011 11:29:31 AM PST by Scythian
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Yeah, parasites avoid Democrats out of professional courtesy.


2 posted on 01/19/2011 11:30:14 AM PST by sthguard (The DNC theme song: "All You Need is Guv")
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To: Scythian

How ironic.


3 posted on 01/19/2011 11:30:21 AM PST by Huntress (Who the hell are you to tell me what's in my best interests?)
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I don't doubt that Democrats are, in general, parasites!
4 posted on 01/19/2011 11:30:39 AM PST by April Lexington (Study the Constitution so you know what they are taking away!)
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I doubt this truth of this article.

So do I. Parasites wouldn't touch Obama.

Why? Professional courtesy.

5 posted on 01/19/2011 11:31:00 AM PST by justlurking (The only remedy for a bad guy with a gun is a good WOMAN (Sgt. Kimberly Munley) with a gun)
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I doubt this truth of this article.

They have been right before. I think.

6 posted on 01/19/2011 11:31:17 AM PST by kbennkc (For those who have fought for it freedom has a flavor the protected will never know .F Trp 8th Cav)
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It’s not stomach parasites, it’s brain parasites.

Problem is, Obama only had three or four operational brain cells to start with, and those ‘cites getting mighty hungry now.


7 posted on 01/19/2011 11:31:56 AM PST by Da Coyote
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Nah, The Globe is on the right track with this weight loss issue...
8 posted on 01/19/2011 11:32:14 AM PST by Hotlanta Mike (TeaNami)
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The POTUS has the trotts?!

Stunning - I thought he was all backed up - it was the only reasonable explanation I could come up with.


9 posted on 01/19/2011 11:32:43 AM PST by Made In The USA (This post may be recorded for quality purposes.)
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Ummmm.... I don’t know...


10 posted on 01/19/2011 11:33:26 AM PST by therightliveswithus
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Me too.

The lavish resorts the President spends MILLIONS of taxpayer dollars to visit, on his numerous vacations - do not have the most basic sanitary considerations? Are Hawaii’s finest vacation resorts really plagued with Parasites? The President of the USA is unable to get medicine to fix this problem?

No one else in the family has similar issues? No one in the Secret Service also infected?

I suspect AIDS.


11 posted on 01/19/2011 11:33:26 AM PST by Hodar (Who needs laws .... when this "feels" so right?)
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Oh, and about “doubting the truth...”

Remember Men in Black - which showed us where the truth was. (heh!)

And...given the NYT’s sorry record as of late, methinks that the gossip rags may now have a far better record of accuracy.


12 posted on 01/19/2011 11:33:54 AM PST by Da Coyote
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To: Huntress
Acts 12:23

Immediately, because Herod did not give praise to God, an angel of the Lord struck him down, and he was eaten by worms and died.
13 posted on 01/19/2011 11:34:02 AM PST by Scythian
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To: sthguard

Guess there is more than rhetoric coming out of his ass.


14 posted on 01/19/2011 11:34:11 AM PST by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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Slims disease perhaps? He could be an immune compromised host accommodating the growth of parasites. So we could be seeing biological socialism of zero’s body.


15 posted on 01/19/2011 11:34:35 AM PST by grumpygresh (Democrats delenda est)
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If this were , it could be cured by now. I’ve gotten some stomach parasites, and they’re dead now. I think.


16 posted on 01/19/2011 11:35:18 AM PST by Jemian (War Eagle! We are the champions!)
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I believe there were no bathing beach body pictures this year...

Something is up and I think he has an eating disorder.


17 posted on 01/19/2011 11:35:42 AM PST by EBH ( Whether you eat your bread or see it vanish into a looter's stomach, is an absolute.)
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To: Scythian

Barrack has just evolved into a different place on the food chain. Stop the hatin!


18 posted on 01/19/2011 11:36:34 AM PST by Kenton (Just my $0.02 worth...)
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To: Scythian
Homosexuality and Parasites
20 posted on 01/19/2011 11:37:09 AM PST by GourmetDan (Eccl 10:2 - The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left.)
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