[rightwingcrazy]

He who smelt it dealt it.

[MeganC]

Farting will be a crime? Can’t wait to see the reports of exploding Muslims.

[manic4organic]

I’m soooo guilty.

[JoanneSD]

Better to bear the shame, then bear the pain

[miss marmelstein]

I guess in Africa, THAT is no longer a compliment!

[TexasPatriot1]

I want to know how they can tell someone ‘broke wind’ to begin with.

[illiac]

God help mother nature....

[Question Liberal Authority]

I looked up Malawi cuisine on the internet and found this. As I suspected, their diet is mostly plant-based. So, when PeTa finally takes over the USA, we can expect to see laws like this passed over here.

"All over Malawi, the meal is composed of two main dishes: the starch (Nsima) and the relish (Ndiwo). While the recipe for starch is mostly the same all over Malawi, the relish is very different from region to region. In the east of Malawi, it is made mostly from vegetables, as meat is expensive and most people can’t afford it. The basic ingredients in this region are rice and foutou (massed plantain and cassava) and fufu (fermented cassava). A variety of local ingredients are used while preparing other dishes like spinach stew, cooked with tomato, peepers, chillies, onions and Peanut butter. cassava (manioc) plants are also consumed as green salad. A traditional recipe for the basic vegetable Ndiwo includes Onion, tomatoes and green vegetables, especially cassava. "

[RightGeek]

I hope all those iPhone iF*rt apps are banned too, otherwise things could get real exciting

[RightGeek]

I would also suggest a network of citizen crime reporting buttons:

[TN4Liberty]

Discipline, etc... silly reasons to ban flatulence. Now stopping global warming... that is a REAL reason to stop it.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

When farting is outlawed, only outlaws will fart.

[MichiganCheese]

The dog did it.

[Rebelbase]

You’d better cancel your trip.

[Constitution Day]

Why isn't this "Breaking Wind" story in Breaking News?!

[CalvaryJohn]

“Do you mind if I smoke”?

No, do you mind if I fart?

I quit once, for a year. But, I gained a lot of weight......

[Hot Tabasco]

So they beat out California.......

[Slings and Arrows]

"First they came for the farters, and I did not speak up because I was holding my nose..."

[Thanks to ADemocratNoMore for the tails-heads-up!]

[wyokostur]

Fart gun

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD4k148YcDU&feature=related

[Springman]

As long as they don’t outlaw women farding in cars, it’ll be OK.