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Better in than out: African country set to make breaking wind a crime
The Daily Mail ^
| January 28, 2011
| Colin Fernandez
Posted on 01/31/2011 5:53:40 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
You’ll never hear, “Pull my finger” in Malawi.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Liberalism, Communism, Socialism is a mental disorder. Flatulance outlawed, murder okay, as long as it’s directed to the right crowd.
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posted on
01/31/2011 5:57:51 AM PST
by
brushcop
(CW4 Matthew Lourey CW2 Joshua Scott/ Kiowa pilots KIA Iraq '05. Thank you for our son's life.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
01/31/2011 5:58:10 AM PST
by
PIF
(They came for me and mine .. now it is your turn..)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
'Children will openly deny having passed bad air and point at an elder. Culturally, this is very embarrassing,' she said. This is particularly embarrasing when the elder is actually guilty and the children do not believe the "Barking Spider" claim.
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posted on
01/31/2011 5:58:18 AM PST
by
Grizzled Bear
("Does not play well with others.")
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
a bid to ‘mould responsible and disciplined citizens
Damn, where did I go wrong?
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posted on
01/31/2011 5:59:07 AM PST
by
wita
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Will it be a crime to watch Monty Python’s Holy Grail...?
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posted on
01/31/2011 5:59:48 AM PST
by
edpc
(It's Kräusened)
To: brushcop
“outlaw flatulance”
Could we do that is D.C.? Would clean out the whole area and it sure would smell better.
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posted on
01/31/2011 6:01:53 AM PST
by
Murp
(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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posted on
01/31/2011 6:02:04 AM PST
by
Bean Counter
(Stout Hearts...)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Banned in Malawi ...
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posted on
01/31/2011 6:03:43 AM PST
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: All
Blazing Saddles is probably out, too.
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posted on
01/31/2011 6:04:23 AM PST
by
edpc
(It's Kräusened)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
How do you prove who ripped a silent but deadly(SBD) one?
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Hey Malawi! I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!
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posted on
01/31/2011 6:05:28 AM PST
by
commish
(Freedom tastes sweetest to those who have fought to preserve it.)
To: goseminoles
He that smelled it ,dealt it.
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posted on
01/31/2011 6:12:06 AM PST
by
Venturer
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I’m waiting for the government to enact a 10 day waiting period to purchase baked beans... for my own protection, of course.
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posted on
01/31/2011 6:13:06 AM PST
by
6SJ7
(atlasShruggedInd = TRUE)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
This is very confusing... does the one who “smelt” it is the one who “dealt” it and they will be arrested? I am assuming all dogs will be immediately arrested as well. That’s who my husband blames!
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I smell an Al Gore behind this foul initiative!
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posted on
01/31/2011 6:15:01 AM PST
by
Aevery_Freeman
(Fear God and Government - especially when one tries to become the other!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks; All
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Seriously? All joking aside, this is insane...not much different that passing a law banning bowel movements. Both are natural bodily functions. Common decency and public ridicule are normally enough to discourage release in inappropriate places.
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posted on
01/31/2011 6:25:09 AM PST
by
Mich Patriot
(...politics is the second oldest profession...it bears a striking resemblance to the first." RReagan)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
This law would blow things out of proportion, talk about not passing the smell test. Does it include canine penalties as well?
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