[wita]

the ATF

That would be the BATFE, who really doesn’t deserve one letter much less 5 going on infinity.

[Slings and Arrows]

That would be the BATFE,

Barack's
Armed
Torch
ForcE

[FLAMING DEATH]

I think every few years, they add another letter.

At some point, it will be Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, Pornography, Caffeine, Fat, Salt, NSAIDS, Energy Drinks, Hate Speech, and Journalistic Integrity (of course, working closely with MSNBC on that last one).