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Wanted: A full-time wiener peeler
Toronto Sun ^
| February 26, 2011
| Mike Strobel
Posted on 02/26/2011 1:38:34 PM PST by Squawk 8888
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To: Squawk 8888
(with apologies to the Smothers Brothers)
My old man’s a wiener peeler,
What do you think about that?
He wears a wiener peeler’s collar,
He wears a wiener peelers hat.
He wears a wiener peeler’s raincoat,
He wears a wiener peelers shoes,
And every Saturday evening,
He reads the wiener peeler’s news.
And someday, if I can,
I’m gonna be a wiener peeler,
The same as my old man.
To: Squawk 8888
Keep your hands off my wiener, you hoser. Eh
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posted on
02/26/2011 4:41:51 PM PST
by
McGruff
(Is it time to Drill Baby Drill yet?)
To: Squawk 8888; ApplegateRanch; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
I check around and find yet another job opening at Maple Leaf. Wiener stuffer.Barney Frank just applied for both jobs.
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posted on
02/26/2011 7:18:11 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Mr Ramsbotham
Good part-time work for a Mohel.They work for tips.
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posted on
02/26/2011 7:54:11 PM PST
by
JRios1968
(Laz would hit it!)
To: Slings and Arrows
“They’re in the union contract,”...
Well, that’s one clause I haven’t heard about.
“I assume you get to take home any bent, twisted or otherwise defective wieners.”
I see why you would think these jobs would be attractive to Barney. lol
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posted on
02/27/2011 12:24:28 AM PST
by
dixiechick2000
("First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." - Gandhi)
To: dixiechick2000
o/~ Look for the union label... o/~
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posted on
02/27/2011 1:02:38 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Libloather
Anthony’s Weiner is Gay-Married to Barney’s Frank in Taxachussettes.
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posted on
02/27/2011 5:20:50 AM PST
by
exile
(I will NOT submit.)
To: Robert A. Cook, PE
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posted on
02/27/2011 5:40:36 PM PST
by
SunkenCiv
(The 2nd Amendment follows right behind the 1st because some people are hard of hearing.)
To: Slings and Arrows
LOL!
I love your humor! You are better than comic relief...;o)
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posted on
02/27/2011 11:25:57 PM PST
by
dixiechick2000
("First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." - Gandhi)
To: dixiechick2000
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posted on
02/28/2011 12:31:20 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Monkey Face; glock rocks; ColdOne; libertarian27; Cyber Liberty; Sparko; The Flying Dutchman; ...
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posted on
03/01/2011 4:34:33 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|http://pure-gas.org|Must be a day for changing taglines)
To: All
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posted on
03/01/2011 4:35:16 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|http://pure-gas.org|Must be a day for changing taglines)
To: sionnsar
Be nice now! How about later?????? ;)
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posted on
03/01/2011 4:41:05 PM PST
by
ColdOne
(AZamericonnie took my tagline & won't give it back!":))
To: sionnsar
Not an Austrian constable, but something to do with meat by-products. Well, it will make the Fluffys happy ...
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posted on
03/01/2011 4:42:05 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
(James is still hungry.)
To: sionnsar; abigailsmybaby; A CA Guy; airborne; Allegra; Baraonda; callisto; Chode; clamper1797; ...
Hey! We’re here! We got stuck in the blizzards, so we had to stay put!
Welcome to March!
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posted on
03/01/2011 4:44:21 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(I've had amnesia for as long as I can remember.)
To: sionnsar; Tax-chick
Hey! Nice digs. Can’t wait for the first kitteh pics...
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posted on
03/01/2011 4:50:25 PM PST
by
Cyber Liberty
(You CAN get blood from a stone, if you throw it hard enough.)
To: Tax-chick
It was funny. We saw "The King's English" (great movie but bad words), and at one point they showed Hitler making a speech (actual footage). Listening to him, it finally sunk in: He's Austrian! I can understand some German
Deutsch, but Austrian
Deutsch is almost as impenetrable as
Suisse-Deutsch, and he was fairly "clearly" speaking in Austrian
Deutsch.
All by way of your remark about things Viennese (Wiener). I hope I get to go back to Vienna sometime.
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posted on
03/01/2011 4:51:35 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|http://pure-gas.org|Must be a day for changing taglines)
To: Tax-chick; sionnsar; All
I think I just fell into a bad joke. Has anyone seen my buns? I need to get outta here!
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posted on
03/01/2011 4:52:00 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(I've had amnesia for as long as I can remember.)
To: SunkenCiv
Me, on Honeymoon with my beloved.
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posted on
03/01/2011 4:54:33 PM PST
by
Cyber Liberty
(You CAN get blood from a stone, if you throw it hard enough.)
To: sionnsar
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posted on
03/01/2011 4:55:33 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Dear Interdimensional Monstrosity, I fear our relationship has taken a turn for the worse...)
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