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Are you happy to see me, or is that a spider in your pocket?......
1 posted on 03/08/2011 5:25:22 PM PST by Red Badger
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“Phoneutria Nigriventer Spider”


2 posted on 03/08/2011 5:27:19 PM PST by headstamp 2
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Other side-effects can include loss of muscle control, severe pain, difficulty breathing and death

Sort of like marriage?

3 posted on 03/08/2011 5:27:32 PM PST by llevrok (SEIU? STFU.)
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Um, where does he have to bite?


4 posted on 03/08/2011 5:27:32 PM PST by refermech
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Four hours is when it’s time to head to the ER according to the Viagra and Cialis pimps.


5 posted on 03/08/2011 5:27:59 PM PST by buccaneer81 (ECOMCON)
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Spiderman, Spiderman... does whatever a spider can

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o29VoxtsFk


6 posted on 03/08/2011 5:28:19 PM PST by Nachum (The complete Obama list at www.nachumlist.com)
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Other side-effects can include loss of muscle control, severe pain, difficulty breathing and death.

Let's call it the date rape yourself drug.

8 posted on 03/08/2011 5:28:55 PM PST by TigersEye (Who crashed the markets on 9/15/08 and why?)
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Spider strength???


9 posted on 03/08/2011 5:29:21 PM PST by HarleyD
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Eh, the spider has nothing on the Spanish Fly:


10 posted on 03/08/2011 5:29:44 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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Other side-effects can include loss of muscle control, severe pain, difficulty breathing and death.

Is that all?

11 posted on 03/08/2011 5:29:51 PM PST by mnehring
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Other side-effects can include loss of muscle control, severe pain, difficulty breathing and death.

Oh great, a dead stiff.

12 posted on 03/08/2011 5:30:18 PM PST by mylife (Opinions: $1.00 ~ Halfbaked: 50c)
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I wonder when Spider-Man 4 is coming out?


13 posted on 03/08/2011 5:31:18 PM PST by Safrguns
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My spider sense is really tingling for you! B-)


14 posted on 03/08/2011 5:31:23 PM PST by Nowhere Man (General James Mattoon Scott, where are you when we need you? We need a regime change.)
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"hypertensive rats with severe erectile dysfunction"

Don't worry, Senator Reid. Stop spending so much time around Nancy Pelosi and you'll be good as new.

17 posted on 03/08/2011 5:31:38 PM PST by Hunton Peck (The second rule of leftism: When caught lying, lie louder.)
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“The itsy bitsy spider went up the trouser trout....”


18 posted on 03/08/2011 5:31:51 PM PST by RckyRaCoCo (I prefer liberty with danger to peace with slavery, IXNAY THE TSA!)
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Wasn't there something similar to this on the TV show 1,000 Ways To Die?

Cheers!

19 posted on 03/08/2011 5:31:57 PM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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Something similar to this was part of the story line in the TV series “Off the Map” recently. ;-)


20 posted on 03/08/2011 5:32:06 PM PST by doc1019
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I hear Mick Jagger used bees.


21 posted on 03/08/2011 5:32:10 PM PST by Scanian
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One could make big money ranching these spiders! Maybe Bob Dole could do some commercials for them.


22 posted on 03/08/2011 5:32:52 PM PST by Clintonfatigued (Illegal aliens commit crimes that Americans won't commit)
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‘The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the....’
23 posted on 03/08/2011 5:32:56 PM PST by JPG (May the WI GOP stay united and strong.)
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Where can I get one of these here spiders?


24 posted on 03/08/2011 5:33:03 PM PST by MARTIAL MONK (I'm waiting for the POP!)
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