6 Terrifying Theme Park Foods (according to the Yahoo healthy eating guy)

Yahoo Health ^ | 5/19/11 | David Zinczenko with Matt Goulding

[DemforBush]

The freak show, haunted house, and Skull-Crushing Terror Drop of Impending Death—all child's play. Mere cheap thrills. If you want to see something truly frightening at your local amusement park, swing by the concession stand. On the menu: artery-clogging fatty foods and belt-busting confections...

[count-your-change]

His healthy alternatives just don't go far enough, I mean after the first six or eight corn dogs do calories really matter?

Here's my suggestion for him. Tofu and turnip sticks and a bottle of warm designer water...doesn't that make your mouth water?...Of course it does! Top it off with a Sno cone made of plain crushed ice....nothing like it.
Besides if some gets spilled on his Food Police uniform it won't leave a stain!

[I still care]

In the NY area they always have zeppoles.

I kill for zeppoles.

[Ronin]

Anyone gets between me and my nachos is gonna get hurt. Real bad!

[autumnraine]

You are exactly right. I don’t eat stuff like that hardly ever, but if I’m at White Water, I’m eating a lunch of Pizza AND big fat plate of curly fries. It’s a memory of the first taste of freedom getting dropped off there at 12 and getting to pick my own (ridiculously unhealthy) lunch. And I still flip off the system by getting it today. ;o)

[Ro_Thunder]

And that is the real secret - nobody makes it out of THIS life, alive!

[johnboy88]

First, Dave Zinczenko was caught reusing covers. “Turns out that’s not the only way Zinczenko recycles content: He’s been ripping other writers’ bylines off old Men’s Health articles and passing them off as his own.’’ Now in an article called “Men’s Health articles Men’s Health Editor Plagiarizes His Own Writers” on gawker (dot) com, it was discovered that Sir Idiot “copies and pastes” old Men’s Health articles for his “Eat This, Not That” column for Yahoo! Health that runs under his byline. “So we ran his prose through a search engine. He also steals information from other Men’s Magazine writers and shows them off as his own work. “We discovered that Zinczenko—whose cult of personality includes books, regular TV appearances, and a restaurant in partnership with “wingman” Dan Abrams—routinely rips his writers’ bylines off their articles, slaps his byline on, and republishes the material as though he wrote it himself.”

[johnboy88]

Men’s Health Editor Plagiarizes His Own Writers
http://gawker.com/5738017/mens-health-editor-plagiarizes-
his-own-writers