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Harold Camping: Rapture Rescheduled for October 21, Twitter Laughs On
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| 24 May 2011
| Josh Walford
Posted on 05/24/2011 10:56:12 AM PDT by Cronos
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you have been warned. For all of those who want to get rid of their money and possessions, I offer my services in taking care of these. Just sign them over to me and I won't charge you a penny..
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posted on
05/24/2011 10:56:19 AM PDT
by
Cronos
To: Cronos
Would someone tell this mental patient to just STFU already?? Some people just don’t know when to stop digging their holes even deeper. He makes all of us Christians look bad with his nuttery.
To: Cronos
“But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father alone.”
Matthew 24:36.
Kamping has selective memory.
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posted on
05/24/2011 11:03:52 AM PDT
by
ZULU
(Lindsey Graham is a nanometrical pustule of pusillanimous putrescence)
To: Cronos
What time on the 21st?
I have an appointment for a haircut at 3:00PM and I need to know if I should change the appointment time.
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posted on
05/24/2011 11:04:19 AM PDT
by
JBR34
To: Cronos
Camping is like a globalist warmer. Prove his data wrong, and he springs right back with more wrong data. In this case, it’s the same data re-crunched through his delusion calculator.
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posted on
05/24/2011 11:05:04 AM PDT
by
pallis
To: Cronos
Hmmm, let's see if I can do a little of this numerology thing:
Loius Farrakhan - obsessed with the number 19
Harold Camping - seemingly obsessed with the number 21
21-19 = 2 absolute morons
Wow! Numerology is not only easy, but it really works!
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posted on
05/24/2011 11:05:15 AM PDT
by
Sicon
("All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." - G. Orwell)
To: JBR34
You probably shouldn’t get your hair cut just before the rapture — Jesus might not recognize you... ...unless you think that could work to your benefit...
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posted on
05/24/2011 11:08:10 AM PDT
by
WayneS
("I hope you know this will go down on your PERMANENT record...")
To: Cronos
Who, exactly, is sending money to this dip-sh1t?
(Not you, Cronos — I was referring to Mr. Camping. I’m okay with people sending you their money and possessions — as long as I can get a finder’s fee on those I refer to you.)
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posted on
05/24/2011 11:13:18 AM PDT
by
WayneS
("I hope you know this will go down on your PERMANENT record...")
To: Cronos
The 21st is no good for me. Can we make it the 25th?
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posted on
05/24/2011 11:13:47 AM PDT
by
mbynack
(Retired USAF SMSgt)
To: mbynack
No worries, just send in your money to me now ;-P
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posted on
05/24/2011 11:18:46 AM PDT
by
Cronos
(Libspeak: "Yes there is proof. And no, for the sake of privacy I am not posting it here.")
To: mbynack
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posted on
05/24/2011 11:19:45 AM PDT
by
joe fonebone
(Project Gunwalker, this will make watergate look like the warm up band......)
To: WayneS
Finder’s fee? Ok, I’ll keep 58%, you get 57% and FR gets 72%? Sound fair to you (I’m using Camping’s numerology book to count — noo counting eshtyle!)
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posted on
05/24/2011 11:19:57 AM PDT
by
Cronos
(Libspeak: "Yes there is proof. And no, for the sake of privacy I am not posting it here.")
To: WayneS
Maybe you should shave your head. Less wind resistence, so you’ll go faster, get to heaven quicker.
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posted on
05/24/2011 11:21:32 AM PDT
by
Hoffer Rand
(There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)
To: Cronos
I wouldn’t be surprised if a “Heaven’s Gate” like scenario occurred with Camping and some of his followers.
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posted on
05/24/2011 11:27:14 AM PDT
by
StormEye
To: Cronos
I wonder what the date will be after October 21 passes by...
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posted on
05/24/2011 11:27:43 AM PDT
by
COBOL2Java
(Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
To: Cronos
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posted on
05/24/2011 11:49:33 AM PDT
by
WayneS
("I hope you know this will go down on your PERMANENT record...")
To: mbynack
The 25th doesn’t work for me....
...but the 28th would be okay. Maybe... ...early afternoon?
Shall I have my people call your people.
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posted on
05/24/2011 11:51:14 AM PDT
by
WayneS
("I hope you know this will go down on your PERMANENT record...")
To: COBOL2Java
I wonder what the date will be after October 21 passes by.hey, Cobol to Java -- check the coding ;-P
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posted on
05/24/2011 11:51:26 AM PDT
by
Cronos
(Libspeak: "Yes there is proof. And no, for the sake of privacy I am not posting it here.")
To: COBOL2Java
October 22?
...
...
...
OH! You meant the new date for the rapture... sorry about that!
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posted on
05/24/2011 11:52:24 AM PDT
by
WayneS
("I hope you know this will go down on your PERMANENT record...")
To: Cronos
I hope it happens before that date.
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