“I do not, but every now and then I wake up with a dog chewy stuck to my butt. “
Boy, you’re getting more action in bed than I do. Got any tips?
Sleep with two little mutts and a few cats.
I am currently disturbed because I gave the mutts a pesuicto skin and left the bedroom door open. No signs of the skin in their beds, so it is definitely in our's somewhere.
The wife is smart enough to give me nothing lately. After work, I will likely get to hump a hunk of dried pork flank stuck to my dink.