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Well, at least he didn't go blind...............

1 posted on 06/20/2011 6:18:22 AM PDT by Red Badger
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To: Red Badger

Sad, pathetic old fool.


2 posted on 06/20/2011 6:19:07 AM PDT by pgkdan
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Deaf? Or hard . . . of hearing?


3 posted on 06/20/2011 6:19:58 AM PDT by Stosh
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Too bad it couldn’t give him back his soul.

Bastard.


4 posted on 06/20/2011 6:19:58 AM PDT by ZULU (Lindsey Graham is a nanometrical pustule of pusillanimous putrescence)
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Bonus: you don’t have to listen to the 25-year-olds you are marrying.


5 posted on 06/20/2011 6:20:26 AM PDT by 1rudeboy
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“... at least he didn’t go blind”.

Or have to shave the palms of his hands. LOL!


6 posted on 06/20/2011 6:20:57 AM PDT by momtothree
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"He kept forgetting our dog''s name," Karissa said

He doesn't care about the bitch's name. One's as good as another.

7 posted on 06/20/2011 6:21:01 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (The USSR spent itself into bankruptcy and collapsed -- and aren't we on the same path now?)
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Couldn’t care less that he destroyed his hearing or his soul. He had a hand in destroying our culture.


8 posted on 06/20/2011 6:21:54 AM PDT by all the best
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What??? What did Hef say? Little louder please! Huh???


9 posted on 06/20/2011 6:22:13 AM PDT by Bubba (Kriss... firearm of choice for close encounters of the worst kind)
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What’s that?


11 posted on 06/20/2011 6:24:03 AM PDT by Phlap (REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
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Imagine losing your memory, when you have the memory-stack that Hefner had.

Too bad we didn't have such a thing as a brain-download-and-replay machine. We could charge $100,000 a replay, and I'd be the very first customer!

13 posted on 06/20/2011 6:25:10 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("First we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them." -- Lazamataz, 2005)
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I know several attorneys that take Viagara. Didn’t affect their hearing, but made their necks real stiff.


14 posted on 06/20/2011 6:25:31 AM PDT by donozark (British Army, Fighting Proudly in Afghanistan-Since 1839)
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Frankly I think he’s just hanging on in this life because he does not want to meet his maker...


16 posted on 06/20/2011 6:26:35 AM PDT by oust the louse (The death of Osama is as mysterious as the life of Obama. just sayin...)
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"He kept forgetting our dog''s name," Karissa said

Weiner!

Here Weiner!

Fetch Weiner!

Play dead, Weiner!

19 posted on 06/20/2011 6:27:17 AM PDT by FroggyTheGremlim (We will fight for America and it starts here in Madison, WI. It starts here. It starts now.)
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So now, any man who needs a hearing aid will have a shadow cast upon his life.


21 posted on 06/20/2011 6:30:00 AM PDT by KrisKrinkle (Blessed be those who know the depth and breadth of their ignorance. Cursed be those who don't.)
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No wonder he’s crazy about the blondes, he can’t hear what stupid things they are saying.

What baby?...Shut up and roll over.


27 posted on 06/20/2011 6:35:10 AM PDT by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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"You have to lean down and talk into his good ear for him to understand you."

Maybe it's a ploy to get those buxom beauties to move in closer. Hugh hasn't lost his uh, touch.

HH: Come closer, Honey. I can't hear you. Lean down and talk to my good eye, I mean ear.

Hugh, you old geezer, you.

29 posted on 06/20/2011 6:36:18 AM PDT by Jess Kitting
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“Two 21-year-old twins, who were the former lovers of Hugh Hefner”

Sorry, but EEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!! Their mama must be so proud...

Colonel, USAFR


32 posted on 06/20/2011 6:40:29 AM PDT by jagusafr ("We hold these truths to be self-evident...")
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34 posted on 06/20/2011 6:43:59 AM PDT by Donald Rumsfeld Fan ("Science is the belief in the ignorance of experts." Richard Feynman father of Quantum Physics)
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His hearing is going, his brain is tapioca, and his morals have long since fled.

Yet he still thinks that chemically-assisted commercial sex will prove his virility.

Playboy? More like pitiful letch. The wages of carnality ...


35 posted on 06/20/2011 6:47:03 AM PDT by IronJack (=)
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Well, what would they expect from a man who is 85?


37 posted on 06/20/2011 6:51:34 AM PDT by GenXteacher (He that hath no stomach for this fight, let him depart!)
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