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Self-Proclaimed 'Vampire' Allegedly Breaks Into Woman's Apartment
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| 8/14/2011
Posted on 08/15/2011 2:52:41 PM PDT by nickcarraway
A Galveston man is under arrest following a bizarre incident in a woman's apartment over the weekend.
Lyle Bensley, 19, is accused of breaking into a woman's apartment in the 7800 block of Seawall Boulevard early Saturday morning. According to Galveston Police Captain Jeff Heyse, Bensley, who was wearing only boxers at the time, hissed and growled at the resident while biting her. The woman managed to get away and called 911.
Bensley was arrested a short time later and reportedly told police he was a vampire. He has been charged with burglary of a habitation, intending to commit a felony. Bond has been set at $40,000.
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TOPICS: Local News; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: galveston; napl; texas; vampire
To: Slings and Arrows
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Bensley, who was wearing only boxers at the time, hissed and growled at the resident while biting her. Sounds like not a ping to me.
Who has the vampire ping list?
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posted on
08/15/2011 2:56:14 PM PDT
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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posted on
08/15/2011 2:57:40 PM PDT
by
DJ MacWoW
(America! The wolves are here! What will you do?)
To: nickcarraway
Sounds like she could have used a couple of werewolves...
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posted on
08/15/2011 2:59:38 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: DJ MacWoW
>
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posted on
08/15/2011 3:00:16 PM PDT
by
dayglored
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
To: nickcarraway
Ah, almost a new addition to the “Haunted Galveston” tour — which is extremely weak, btw.
Hurrican Ike did great things for Galveston. Really cleaned it up.
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posted on
08/15/2011 3:03:32 PM PDT
by
TheThirdRuffian
(Nothing to see here. Move along.)
To: nickcarraway
What’s the problem? Ours is a multicultural society, and he’s just doing what vampires do.
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posted on
08/15/2011 3:10:45 PM PDT
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius.)
To: dayglored; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
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posted on
08/15/2011 3:19:39 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: windcliff
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posted on
08/15/2011 3:20:56 PM PDT
by
stylecouncilor
(Some minds are like soup in a poor restaurant...better left unstirred.-PG Wodehouse)
To: nickcarraway
He really should have read up on vampire lore before he tried that excuse.
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posted on
08/15/2011 3:33:47 PM PDT
by
Immerito
(Reading Through the Bible in 90 Days)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
08/15/2011 3:36:00 PM PDT
by
Immerito
(Reading Through the Bible in 90 Days)
To: nickcarraway
IBNGP (In Before Not Guilty Posts.)
To: Immerito
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posted on
08/15/2011 3:48:55 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: nickcarraway
After cuffing the perp, I bet the police could have had some fun by getting a piece of wood and letting him see it.
Of course, speaking in low tones with each other, they could briefly discuss whether he had used it as a burglary device, before dismissing the idea, as a CYA, yet make stabbing motions with the piece of wood as if they were contemplating staking the vampire.
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
08/15/2011 4:16:28 PM PDT
by
Morgana
(I never said one word........)
To: nickcarraway
Vampires can’t break into apartments, they have to be invited.
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posted on
08/15/2011 4:39:09 PM PDT
by
Oztrich Boy
(New gets old. Steampunk is always cool)
To: Morgana
I just had a vision of Zer0 wearing that shirt.
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posted on
08/15/2011 4:39:09 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: nickcarraway
Something funny to explore his state of mind: cuff him to the flagpole in front of the jailhouse and see what he does when the sun comes up.
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posted on
08/15/2011 4:46:51 PM PDT
by
Marechal
To: nickcarraway
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posted on
08/15/2011 5:17:29 PM PDT
by
Sawdring
To: nickcarraway
Just to be on the safe side, drive a wooden stake through his heart and cut off his head.
Actually, in the olden days, it was a metal spike to drive the Demon to ground.
Times change, we try to make allowances...
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posted on
08/15/2011 5:21:20 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(For those who fight for it, life has a flavor the sheltered will never know.)
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