[al baby]

Lebanese chick with large tracts of land

What she had a big A$$

[ClearCase_guy]

Oy! You think this is bad? Wait till she hears that you complain about her on a public forum!

[Albion Wilde]

I hope Mrs. Jewbacca does not read FR! Otherwise, very funny! (Oy, such a wreck from such a shana madel...)

[Hodar]

Treat the wife like a cannon with a lit fuse. It’s gonna blow, and when it blows - you always want the cannon pointing in a different direction than the direction you happen to be sitting in.

The cannon can shoot at birds who pooped on your sidewalk, it can shoot at the in-laws, a bad driver, a crack in the sidewalk, or chewing gum that stuck to her shoe in high school.

After a while, you’ll learn to point the cannon in another direction - for some reason, that cannon has a natural tendency to migrate towards you, I suspect it’s body heat.

[Rammer]

they're mean to her, dissaprove of me, disapprove of our daughters, and dissaprove of pretty much everything.

Why in the h311 would you come within a mile of these disgusting vermin? You want your children to be influenced by these scumbags?

[dfwgator]

And, as everyone knows, if you can't say something nice about someone, say it in Yiddish.

ROTFLMAO!

[PGR88]

Sounds like a lovely evening....

[GBA]

Well played, sir! I see some delayed good will coming your way once some of the in-law inspired craziness dissipates a bit.

One thing is clear to me...I need to learn how to cuss in Yiddish.

[Bringbackthedraft]

as everyone knows, if you can’t say something nice about someone, say it in Yiddish. .......................................... I can relate to that, my mom was raised in the tenements of the lower east side and she spoke fluent Yiddish. She wasn’t Jewish, but when she was with her Jewish friends and didn’t want the people around her to hear what she was saying, she became the Yiddisha Shiksta.

[TigersEye]

And, as everyone knows, if you can't say something nice about someone, say it in Yiddish.

My parents always told me I should learn a second language.

[Ditter]

I am glad I was not there or I would have had to say to those nasty inlaws what southern (non Jewish) ladies say to a....holes. “Well bless your heart!” It must be said with a smile or if the situation warrants..... a smirk! :/

[Cincinatus]

If you can't say something nice about someone, say it in Yiddish.

“If you can't say something good about someone, sit right here by me” -- Alice Roosevelt Longworth

[GraceG]

[ And, as everyone knows, if you can’t say something nice about someone, say it in Yiddish. ]

I would love to hear some of the Yiddish words used to describe Obama.

[Fantasywriter]

I wish your wife could be married to my ex for a month. She’d treat you like a prince for the rest of your natural days.

[mad_as_he$$]

lol, sorry to laugh at your pain my FRiend, it shall pass. Around the Madhouse females of all nature do not get to drive my prized vehicles.

My Granny put me off Jewish women years ago.

“What is a Jewish women's idea of a perfect home?”

“No kitchen or bedroom.”

[listenhillary]

I should have married that crazy Lebanese chick with large tracts of land. ;-)

What's her name?

[Pan_Yan]

I told Jr. (very gently)that said inlaws make Mama a little crazy and nervous.

You screwed up. Not only did she have to put up with her relatives all night, worry about you causing a scene, stay longer than she planned and get in a car wreck, but Daddy just told Jr. that Mama can't handle it.

Doesn't matter how gently you said it or how angry you were about the car. She feels like the person who should be her biggest supporter just ditched her when things got tough.

P.S. It's not because she's Jewish American, it's because she's a woman. The same rules apply to my Midwestern Protestant wife. Apologize. She'll win one way or another - better for you to end it quickly.

[dragonblustar]

Why One Should Never Marry An American Jewish Girl (Vanity)

Nothing could be as bad as being married and having to wake up to this every morning. Nothing! Consider yourself blessed multiple times over!

Or this...... Wasn't Helen Lebanese?

[SoldierDad]

Oy vey!

[OB1kNOb]

You are the fault of everything, including any bone-head actions that the wife does, didn’t you know that? That’s nothing uniquely Jewish. It spans all nationalities and ethnicities. (I’m going into my bunker now before honey finds out I said this.) ;-)