Posted on 09/09/2011 7:55:10 AM PDT by nuconvert
Last night, Obama revealed how he's going to create thousands of new jobs.
He thinks products should be labeled "Made in America". Since products are labeled "Made in the U.S.A", he is proposing that new labels and stamps be designed & manufactured to read "Made in America".
This will necessitate factories to be equipped to handle this large task.
It will also require that current labels on products be removed and replaced with the new labels.
As you can see, from start to finish, this will provide thousands of jobs across the country.
What a great idea.
Hip Hip Hooray!
Prolly cheaper to make the labels overseas, and have union labor affix them here.
I can't decide if this is sincere and hence moronic or sarcastic and hence insightful.
Our country needs millions of jobs, and the president will try to make thousands.
Americorpse jobs?
;~ )
“Prolly cheaper to make the labels overseas, and have union labor affix them here.”
Which would create 3 new jobs; one to peel the sticker off, one to hold it, and the third to press it against the sticker.
I noticed that last night, too.. Obama doesn’t want a UNITED STATES.. He wants an AMERIKA.
Don’t forget: one to write checks to the DNC.
Maybe the label should only be printed on natural hemp fiber tags using only dye from hand picked, organically farmed blackberry seeds. Picked of course by shovel ready workers that don't use animal products of any kind and wrap their feet with ferns.
Van Jones can be label Czar. This all sounds about right. The economy should be humming along nicely in just a few months...unless the evil republicans obstruct this fab plan.
If Obama wants to create jobs, he ought to resign and start a business. Good luck!
“Don’t forget: one to write checks to the DNC.”
Well, that would be handled by the post-production crew; one to lick the envelope, one to drag it across his tongue, one to seal the envelope and two to carry it to the mailbox; one to open the pull down slot, the other (actual) carrier to drop it in. They may also need a “listener” to put his ear to the box to make sure it drops to the bottom.
What really worries me is that so many people believe this large intestine product.
“, Obama to create thousands of new jobs”?
Bitch still hasn’t paid my lectric bill.
Probably cheaper to have the labels produced overseas, affixed to the clothing that is made overseas, then lie about it and say it was made in America.
The media will run with that.
yep !
Maybe Obi can ramp up that civilian security force he threatened us with during the 2008 campaign. He could easily get half the unemployed to put on brown shirts, federal badges and 9mm pistols and start controlling the masses. That way he could manage the logistics of avoiding the inconvenience of the 2012 election and cut unemployment in half at the same time.
‘Made in America’ instead of ‘Made in USA’ would include Canada and all of Central and South America. Words mean things and changes in wording has consequences - ones that others hope you don’t see before it is too late!
Mel
Ha!!
I always tell my wife that I can't tell if any news regarding BHO and his schemes are real or from “The Onion.”
Then again, considering how “great” our media is in covering the administration, I'll take my chances with “The Onion.”
Obama&Co. has put fear into factories because of regulations and taxes nothing is going to move until he’s out of office.
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