He's lucky - it could have been far worse than cupcakes...
Posted on 10/19/2011 2:25:40 PM PDT by nickcarraway
....Sheesh!....Liberals....
So the old adage, “Nothin’ says lovin like something from the oven” is completely wrong?!!!
Interesting that the cupcake tossing seems important to posters, but the "hitting her husband over the head" does not.
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I’ve read so many articles about the way to a man’s heart being through his tummy.
That I decided to take a few cooking lessons.
Couple of weeks ago I asked my boyfriend home for dinner.
I fixed a nice steak and I made some biscuits, baked a cake, a pie,
But he didn’t seem very impressed with it all – It sort of hurt my feelings until.. After dinner I found out that er..
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He liked to nibble on my cup cakes
He just went nuts about their taste.
They seem to melt right in his mouth
I've never had complainers
They're smooth as silk and full with milk
And He says they come in, such cute containers.
Oh, you should see my lovely cup cakes
They are much too nice to go to waste.
I asked him if He'd like a bite
And now he bites them every night
He likes to nibble on my cupcakes.
He likes to nibble on my cup cakes.
Just like His mother's they're just right (and left)
They're not too big, not too small
They fit right in his grip
They're not too hard and not too soft
And there's a raisin on each tip.
Oh, you should see my lovely cupcakes
They made him raise a hearty appetite.
They're juicier than any steak
And he found out that they weren't fake
He likes to nibble on my cup cakes.
Spoken – “Man, this guy’s always eatin’”
The number of people who only read the headline is quite high.
Wasn’t there something once about a Drake’s coffee cake and a guy in a coma?
My absolute FAVORITE headline - ‘Charged With Battery’!
What was the voltage/amperage of the battery?
Where were the electrodes hooked up?
How does one know when they’re fully charged?
I'm sure that's part of the problem here, and the headline itself is also part of the problem. Why is she the "cupcake-tossing wife" in the headline and not the "head-beating wife"? Had she stabbed him before throwing the cupcakes, would the headline still refer to her as the "cupcake-tossing wife"?
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