Posted on 11/14/2011 10:23:46 AM PST by smokingfrog
Mike
Written by a Penn Stater?
More than I ever imagined.
I would count them, but I need to check the latest NASCAR standings and then get back to my Shooting Illustrated mag.
Mark Morford -—> Teddy Walmart???
Notice you don’t see them in the same room together...Kinda makes you go hmmmmmmmmmm...
I’ve got a fool proof (but disgusting) method of proving that everyone is a “homophobe.”
Walk around with human feces visibly smeared on your hand. Attempt to shake hands with others. Record reaction.
Bam...instant “homophobes,” just like me. Playing in human waste is an aberration, it isn’t normal.
We must consider the source.
Then we must get out the disinfectant, vaccines, etc, etc.
This whole article is gay. Seriously gay. It’s so gay... it is a disability. Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay AND gay!
Mark Morford?!?!?
I thought that pathetic bag o’ sh*t had died of AIDS.
They Google and Gargle different stuff.
Gee, the author seems to effortlessly combine the most telling attributes of a mean theater critic, a New Jersey guido, a racist po’bucker, and a misogynistic fashion designer into one big, gooey ball of snarky, homophilic hate. I bet he pictures himself a modern day Oscar Wilde.
“She thinks she’s trendy. We know she’s just trashy.”
Remind me again why it is bad to pour bleach into your eyes?!? I feel like I need a stout disinfectant.
Who is (was?) that FReeper that used to post this deviant’s bile...the keywords he collected cracked me up!
Dilute the meaning of grown homosexual men lusting after each others anuses - Use "purifying" synonyms to dissolve the vileness, disgust, and the filth, of the behavior, and leave an "antiseptic" illusion in it's place.
Use, for example, a pleasant word like "Gay" when referring to the behavior instead.
Scorn and ridicule are all the Gaystapo have. Seems obvious which side is wallowing in hatred, this dork can’t get enough.
Hmmm...I don’t use any of those products he lists and I never knew they were anti anti homo.
Are you not furious, righteous Republican homophobe? I bet you are. I bet you're dialing your angriest, most confused buds right this moment to write letters, post barely punctuated rants to the hate forums on Free Republic, call in to Rush to demand a Tea Party-wide boycott of every single one of these sicko companies.
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