The iPhone and Apple is like the America On-Line of old.
You kind of knew about the level of user by the fact that they were using AOL as an ISP in 2001. AOL is where we sent our parents and computer phobic friends until they could get a grasp of what's out there.
Same for iPhone. I would buy one for my mother, wife or aunt; but that's about it.
LOL! Congratulations, you just made my day. I agree 100%.