The Bonobo that BBQs.
Apes or whatever: they can barbeque?, but more important, can they tailgate properly at your average bowl-eligible football team event? Are they potentially major donors? Would they be interested in marrying a celebrity for a few weeks? Can they join class-action lawsuits. Are they “outside kin” of humans who prefer not to acknowlege their no-account relatives. Can a good sitcom or reality tv show be made about a sizzler simian? Through DNA testing, can we figure out which VIP’s they are related to, not that anyone should give a shi’ite (unless the critter proves to be one), or is running for major political office where age is the only remaining initial qualification