All right, now that's the SECOND most frightening thing I've ever read on Free Republic!
Where do you live: Greenland? :^)
Omigosh! You had me laughing so hard! I had to share it with my husband.
We live in Alaska, in the hills above Fairbanks. It was indeed 40 below. Only about 27 below today. I drove to church this morning through thick ‘ice fog’ only to find out that our service had been cancelled. O-o-o-kay. Continue to march!