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Posted on 02/04/2012 4:42:50 PM PST by bkopto
I don’t recall Danny ever trying it again either, come to think of it.
I’ve been ‘t!ts up drunk’ a time or two but NEVER drunk enough to ‘launch’ anything out of ‘virgin territory’, LOL!
No. The guy with the bottle rockets accepted the pain of his stupidity without suing anybody.
This guy is suing because he got scared and fell off the porch when the other guy shot a bottle rocket out of his butt!
The guy with the lawsuit is ten times the ass that the guy with the bottle rocket is.
OUCH! I thought I had it bad when I ate too much Indian Food.....Talk about your scorched earth! Sounds like these idiots have been watching the “Jackass” movies too much. The worst thing I do when I’m drunk is drunk dial friends and Ex-Girlfriends....LOL
To #75: Was the guy with his nuts on fire singing “Great Balls of Fire”?
For us oldtimers, these stories are not only a “ Blast From The Past”, but in updated form, “A Blast from the Ass”.
Enough drunk college students would solve our natural gas problems for years.
Now, just image Rosie O’Donnell letting one loose. Would heat a city for months. Also would kill every roach and rat in town.
As an old sailor once said to me, “There’s nothing worse than a week-old beer fart.”
One reason they have banded smoking in the US Congress is the fear of an explosion from all the gasbags they have in it.
This is one of the funniest FR “comments” thread I have ever read. Excuse me, I’ve got to go change my pants.
“I married a nice American girl. She cured me of— walking...now I just march... ;-)”
Good for you. I heard that there was one or two left...I guess it’s now zero or one...
Oh the fume-manity!
Wow. I really got that mixed up.
Thanks
I must’ve lived in a poor neighborhood. All we did was have rock fights, after building our forts.
But when I “grew up” my friend and I had a running fireworks battle as we each drove our own car from Meridian to Pensacola. One blew up in my hand and I damned near couldn’t hear for a week. It was good training for what followed.
I finally quit drinking last year, but “No”...most of my stupid stunts were performed while totally sober.
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“Rocket science” is definitely not involved here, but for the particular individual, “brain surgery” may have applied...
Nope. I’ve been plenty drunk but never quite that drunk.
I don’t care how drunk I am, I will never be that stupid.
I could never be a judge. I sit up there LMAO and pounding on the bench when I heard stories like this.
Your lawsuit is a waste of the court's time and an example of all that is wrong with the American legal system.
It is my sincere hope that this episode has left you unable to father children. Clearly, we do not need more of you.
I dunno, sounds like just another kinky night in San Fagsicko.........
“Bottle rocket?
I though you said butthole rocket!”
...and in other news, a certain hamster had no comment.
/urban legend>
Cheers!
No, those guys prefer gerbils up there.
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