Ever Been That Drunk?

Courthouse News Service ^ | Feb 2, 2012 | CARRIE ANN CHERRY

[Manic_Episode]

What a drunkass.

[funfan]

Jack ass the Movie

[6SJ7]

Lit bottle rocket + methane =

[libstripper]

When I was in college the “porcelain idol,” to whom I sacrificed from time to time, was known as “the Great Growler God.”

[libstripper]

When I was in college the “porcelain idol,” to whom I sacrificed from time to time, was known as “the Great Growler God.”

[Farmer Dean]

Wait ‘til the grandkids arrive-the stupidity potential is nearly unlimited.

[Imnidiot]

Is that you, Al Franken?

[Greg223]

“Intoxicated” enough to ride home on a motorcycle only falling over twice Bottle rockets nope

[Greg223]

“Intoxicated” enough to ride home on a motorcycle only falling over twice Bottle rockets nope

[jmacusa]

I was so drunk once I woke up in the middle of the night and urinated on the night table. I’m sure glad I didn’t take a dump in the waste-paper basket.

[3boysdad]

These could be the next face book dudes! I got my VC ready!

[MarkL]

I will admit to having been incredibly drunk. I will admit to having been incredibly stupid while drunk. When I "pledged" a fraternity, we had a "kidnapping" where we took a chapter member to another school's chapter house while leaving clues as to where we went, the idea being the actives would come to that other school, and we'd have a big party. Then the pledge class needed to bring some proof back to have the kidnapping "approved" by the actives (which were never approved, of course). My incredibly drunk, stupid moment was my decision to bring back the license plate from a police car from the other school's city. So I stole one and presented that as proof.

But as drunk and stupid as I've been, it never would have occurred to me to try shooting bottle rockets out of my a$$.

Mark

[Rebelbase]

My only drunk explosion incident was tossing a can of WD40 on the campfire. Nice little mushroom cloud and hot coals blown all over the campsite.

[MarkL]

In my youth, I was highly intoxicated around bottle rockets and other fireworks. Thankfully, I never got the bright idea to put any in my rectum, although we used to shoot them directly at each other.

Every 4th of July we'd have massive neighborhood-wide "bottle rocket wars" at a nearby park, completely sober.

Mark

[TexasRepublic]

“A very drunk roommate once uttered the proverbial “hey y’all watch this,” lifted one leg in the air and lit a fart with a butane lighter. Yes, they do ignite, very successfully in his instance”

Oh yes, they ignite very well. Methane gas. One of my buddies used to do that stunt. After a few drinks he’d sit on a chair that had a wooden seat and light farts to great acclaim. Bravo! Very impressive fireballs between his legs. I saw when a big one got too hot for him and he he jumped from the chair swatting at his crotch! He wisely abandoned that line of entertainment.

[bigheadfred]

I married a nice American girl. She cured me of— walking...now I just march... ;-)

[Revolting cat!]

I've been drunker than LiLo ever dreamt of being!

[RegulatorCountry]

Butt confetti?

[Arrowhead1952]

we used to shoot bottle rockets at each other

Been there done that. We used to launch them at other cars and had one go into an open window. I also remember a soldier sending one up at a Huey shooting blanks from the air at Ft Hood. Good thing the rotor wash sent it sideways. That chopper left and never returned.

[svcw]

Ok, he decided to fire bottle rockets out his a$$, he get hurts and it’s everybody else fault. Good grief no wonder BHO got elected.