Seriously, this is illegal?
Isn’t it customary to buy the woman a meal before getting to ‘dance’?
Um, I’m ‘Face, Delta, and happily, you have fallen into the Undead Thread. You are most welcome to join us, and I will be very happy to add you to our ping list, if you so desire.
We are currently “somewhere” around the Asteroid Belt, orbiting the Earth. Our Flying Castle is self-sustaining, and if you need help getting oriented, just ask anyone. There are so many of us to give you *ahem* advice!
Enjoy your stay! (Or move in!)