Are its teeth bigger than mine? Check.
Are its claws bigger than mine? Check.
Can it run WAY WAY faster than me? Check.
Does it not give a flying fig about me, other than how I taste? Check.
I ain’t petting that thing.
20 posted on 05/04/2012 12:08:36 PM PDT by mrs. a
(It's a short life but a merry one...)
