[Daffynition]

This could be Russia!

>>'No matter what happens, that's the last time I criticise my wife's cooking. Anything is better than hay grain.'<<

[iowamark]

Acquitted of murder 2 years ago:

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/boynton-beach-man-found-not-guilty-of-second-702252.html

[GeronL]

I would hope they aren’t still dating after that.

[Ezekiel]

On Tuesday Timothy McTigue, 49, walked over to his 45-year-old girlfriend and told her the stew she was cooking looked like (expletive),

Well? Maybe this description was consistent with the smell?

As she tried to call for help, McTigue threw her phone into a trash bin that had a fire going inside it...

Must be one of those lovely neighborhoods with white picket fences, tidy flower gardens, and meticulously manicured lawns.

[DemforBush]

“McTigue threw her phone into a trash bin that had a fire going inside it”

Too bad McTigue didn’t throw McTigue into the fire. Because he certainly fits the description for trash.

What a punk.

[count-your-change]

Trash fire in drum? Must have been barbecuing.

[SWAMPSNIPER]

If she can't make decent stew at 45 it's a hopeless situation.

I had an Italian girlfriend who couldn't boil spaghetti right, it was a close call, but I escaped!

[martin_fierro]

Well good stew is important, you know.

[Hieronymus]

A less happy ending than A Harlm Tragedy by O’Henry.

http://www.literaturecollection.com/a/o_henry/222/

[muir_redwoods]

Alcohol may have been a factor

[Carpe Cerevisi]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. There’s still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you’ve got a stew going.

[trebb]

And the sad thing is that, if they aren’t already back together, it won’t be long...

[bandleader]

This sounds like a case for Gordon Ramsey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ConservaTexan]

McTigue also pounded her head into the ground...

Apparently, pounding someone's head into the ground is a crime in Boynton Beach. Not so much in Sanford.