[Peet]

I just wish the bikers would have had time to tattoo “here’s your sign” on the little twerp’s forehead before the cops arrived. /Foxworthy /Engvall.

FIFY

P.S. As a biker of 40+ years myself, I am terrified of cell-phone idiots. Worst hazard on the road!

[PUGACHEV]

Cell phones are a curse and a blessing with a split of about 80/20. Last week I was behind woman at the CVS with two cell phones, one on either ear, holding two simultaneous conversations, both apparently about nothing.