Hyundai's Zombie Survival Machine

Fox News ^ | June 18, 2012 | FoxNews.com

[Rebelbase]

The South Africans saw this coming years ago.

[Eye of Unk]

I would get one of those military pieces of equipment that is used to detect tank mines, has that big flaying series of chains on the front. I can build one easily in a couple of days being a hydraulic fabricator.

Next choice would be one of those Caltrans front auger snow removal machines from the Sierra Mountain highways. Overall vehicle must be armored enough from a mass attack, explosion proof windows and an exterior fire suppression system.

Obviously the vehicle must be able to clear a path up front so it must have a means of collection bodies and ejection them either whole or in puree form, then the vehicle should have a strong defense like any outside hatches being polarized with high voltage.

And then there is offensive firepower, I may stay awy from using bullets unless I had no less than four Dillon 134 miniguns at each quarter of said vehicle, ammo weight tends to be problematic so a primary weapons system instead will be a modified multi barrel paintball gun fed from on board air supply, and these won’t be normal paintballs, actually they won’t have any paint.

Contents could be acids, gas, white phosphorus and even napalm. Even ping pong balls filled with hydrogen.

[JoeProBono]

[zeugma]

LOL. Perfect tag for the thread, even without a comment.

[Smokin' Joe]

Painted or not, a quick spray from the can, a dab of what’s available and it’s back in business, ‘shiny’ as ever...no worries!

[xone]

Even in religious terms it’s still a creepy word.

Especially if you are a member of the Sanhedrin.

[null and void]

Good tagline...

[null and void]

GROAN!

[null and void]

I know one person who refers to the post Crucifixion teachings as Jesus’ zombie phase...

[Doomonyou]

ping

[RandallFlagg]

Thanks to DogByte6RER for the ping.

[Chode]

well... i got the Hyundai, now all i need are the bits

[bigheadfred]

I don’t think the spikes on the cow catcher are a good idea.

I agree. You need something to grind them up and spit them out.

[Marcella]

“well... i got the Hyundai, now all i need are the bits”

I have a Hyundai Elantra (4 door). I put a dog seat on the passenger side for my 4 lb. Yorkie. I think she would be a good lookout for approaching Zombies.

Have to ask my Hyundai dealer if they can install those anti-Zombie “bits” on my Elantra.

[Marcella]

“well... i got the Hyundai, now all i need are the bits”

I have a Hyundai Elantra (4 door). I put a dog seat on the passenger side for my 4 lb. Yorkie. I think she would be a good lookout for approaching Zombies.

Have to ask my Hyundai dealer if they can install those anti-Zombie “bits” on my Elantra.

[Chode]

mine is a 4D also... i have to go in for an oil change next month i'll have to ask

[Marcella]

“i have to go in for an oil change next month i’ll have to ask”

I had an oil change,etc. last week. Do ask them and let me know what they say.