Posted on 07/19/2012 1:57:51 PM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder
I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"
I replied:
12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."
Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHOM DID I MISS?
This guy must not have had a refund coming back.
Grandstanding can be fun but I would not recommend being a smart ass for the average citizen.
He missed “mothers of vicious bastards.”
You missed an additional 4 million on food stamps, 8 million on disability, 15 million on psychoactive drugs, and at least 1.5 billion on foreign aid.
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