It should be called the Grand Strategy to Certainly Defeat All Enemies, Improve the Economy and feed the Children.
When I was in college debate class, I had to prep for a debate the next day that represented one tenth of my final grade. I chose to spend the night before partying with friends in the student commons. The next day, I walked into class wholly unprepared, and when it was time for me to take the podium to deliver opening arguments for the “negative” side of the question, I simply said, “There’s nothing I can say to refute my opponent’s excellent opening remarks regarding the question before us” and then sat down.
Obama should have done the same and saved us all 90 minutes of watching him being bludgeoned like a baby fur seal.
Rodney King wasn’t beaten as badly.
If only I could learn to shuck crawdads like you guys...
I parked myself next to the biggest boy with a full plate down in Biloxi once and watched in amazement.
Do I need to get my teeth filed, or some such?