[PJ-Comix]

Does Bernie have a new weight loss method or was he on the Atkin's Diet or the South Beach Diet? Maybe he was doing that cookie diet I used to see on the tube where you just popped a cookie whenever you had the munchies.

[ken5050]

Nothing to do in jail except exercise..

[svcw]

In jail calories are limited, plenty of time to exercise or maybe he just got tired of being heavy.

[The Free Engineer]

Maybe they don’t have Ben and Jerry’s Fudge Brownie in prison.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

He’s on one of two unique prison diets.

One is the “catcher’s diet” where you have so much self-loathing that you vomit constantly.

The other is the “pitcher’s diet” where you burn off several thousand calories per “session”.

Either way, you lose weight.

[camle]

unless he’s very sick...

[Theoria]

His secrets:

'he’s read more than 250 books while behind bars, and follows a fitness routine that includes 1,000 daily pushups.'

'does calisthenics two to three times a day, and has shed 60 pounds. Kerik now weighs in at between 190 and 200 pounds.'

[Brad from Tennessee]

[. . . was he on the Atkin’s Diet. . .]

More like the Attica diet.

[Gay State Conservative]

AIDS

[jettester]

Perpetual laps around the 8x10 eluding the loving arms of Bubba?