Hey, Cat!
How bout the n00bie with the oh-so-timely nick?
Now that there is a screen name that’ll stay relevant for a long, long time, eh?
(By the way - n00bie, any pleas for restraint from sarcasm are automatically submitted to the committee on unrelenting sarcasm for further review and action. This is part of the Piranha Brothers Unwritten Law. Any further pleas for mercy will result in having your head nailed to the floor.)
A pre-emptive plea for mercy usually works on gardening forums, etc.
I lurked long enough to know not to try it here and still got the crap beat out of me.
It was great fun! Half the blast here is knowing everyone has a stilletto in their boot, ready to eviscerate you for showing any extra-Constitutional weakness or a dumbass typo.
Like internet seal training or aversion therapy, IMHO.
OK now I got “CREVO”-
Yeah, that would be like walking into a Bruce Lee fight scene with this crowd.
They’ll argue with you just to argue, and then show you a white blackbird and start quoting greek and whatnot.
Die Heretic Scum!!!