Posted on 03/24/2013 2:28:41 PM PDT by DogByte6RER
Important DHS zombie survival tips:
1) Coat yourself liberally with Worcestershire sauce.
2) Handcuff yourself to a very heavy object so that the zombies will not be able to carry you off to their lairs.
3) Do not have any weapons within reach, as that may result in the zombies *defensively* attacking you.
Even the CDC promotes zombie awareness and preparedness.
Can’t have any cirriculum that would teach basic survival skills, let alone getting young boys to pay attention in class, especially an English class, now can we?
okay, I’m gonna get bashed for this, but I’m a grown up and can take it.
I agree with the parents to a degree.
My reason is this. Why couldn’t they just call it Survival Class?
Why all this Zombie crap? I’m getting a little sick of it myself, and the fact that my goddaughter is actually worried about the undead coming after her is kinda bothering me.
The dead don’t walk around and eat you (Brain dead) Obama voters are one thing, evil, death is something else. The same thing with Vampires and Werewolves. Kids nowadays are just too stupid to understand (because they aren’t being taught) that this is called FANTASY.
America has turned into a “death” culture. The undead are ‘cool’. Ain’t nothing “cool” about death.
Maybe it’s just me, maybe I’ve turned into the old codger, but it’s starting to get to me.
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