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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 03/29/2013 5:38:53 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: ArGee
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posted on
03/29/2013 8:26:02 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
03/29/2013 8:37:58 AM PDT
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BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
03/29/2013 8:38:17 AM PDT
by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys=Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best for you.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
03/29/2013 8:39:35 AM PDT
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BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
To: ArGee
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posted on
03/29/2013 8:41:51 AM PDT
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BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
To: N. Theknow
Godwin knows about the internet ?
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posted on
03/29/2013 8:54:58 AM PDT
by
llevrok
(Keep your arms out. It makes it harder for them to throw a net over you.)
To: Larry - Moe and Curly
3) While waiting in the cattle stalls at Space Mountain, start mooing.
I have done #3. Surprising how quickly it caught on.I read that some WWI British troops bleated like sheep as they boarded the transports.
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posted on
03/29/2013 8:55:18 AM PDT
by
Oatka
(This is America. Assimilate or evaporate.)
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
03/29/2013 8:56:28 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: llevrok
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posted on
03/29/2013 8:56:54 AM PDT
by
envisio
(Its on like Donkey Kong!!)
To: envisio
There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, “I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I’m not leaving until I get it.”
The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked.
He asked, “Do any of the girls have any diseases?”
Of course the Madam said no.
He said, “I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT’S the girl I want.”
Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right.
He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked, “Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?”
He said, “Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant for dinner, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease that I just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he’ll jump the baby-sitter’s bones, and he’ll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitters, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the disease, and HE’S the sumbitch who ran over my FROG!”
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posted on
03/29/2013 8:59:12 AM PDT
by
absolootezer0
(2x divorced tattooed pierced harley hatin meghan mccain luvin' REAL beer drinkin' smoker ..what?)
To: envisio
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posted on
03/29/2013 8:59:14 AM PDT
by
llevrok
(Keep your arms out. It makes it harder for them to throw a net over you.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
03/29/2013 8:59:46 AM PDT
by
MarineBrat
(Better dead than red!)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
03/29/2013 9:02:39 AM PDT
by
llevrok
(Keep your arms out. It makes it harder for them to throw a net over you.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
03/29/2013 9:03:17 AM PDT
by
llevrok
(Keep your arms out. It makes it harder for them to throw a net over you.)
To: MarineBrat
What’s your point?
If they have cute legs, who cares about their silly hats? :)
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posted on
03/29/2013 9:03:38 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
To: envisio
Did somebody say Donkey Kong??
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posted on
03/29/2013 9:04:59 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(Piffle....)
To: ErnBatavia
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posted on
03/29/2013 9:14:37 AM PDT
by
envisio
(Its on like Donkey Kong!!)
To: envisio
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posted on
03/29/2013 9:20:44 AM PDT
by
llevrok
(Keep your arms out. It makes it harder for them to throw a net over you.)
To: llevrok
hey, ats what I’m tall bout.
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posted on
03/29/2013 9:25:18 AM PDT
by
envisio
(Its on like Donkey Kong!!)
To: llevrok
I'm Smarty Cupcake
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posted on
03/29/2013 9:27:33 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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