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Festival of Smoke and Mirrors Day

When : Always March 29th

Smoke and Mirrors Day is a day of illusions. The term "smoke and mirrors" means something is not really as it appears to be. People often put up smoke and mirrors to hide something.

This day is also referred to as the Festival of Smoke and Mirrors. We did not discover an actual festival of this nature. But, who needs historical facts to have fun an a special day? Let's get out and enjoy Smoke and Mirrors Day to the fullest.

A large jet plane crashed on a farm in the middle of rural Kentucky. Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force. By the time they got there, the aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hull left smoldering in a tree line that bordered the farm.

The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains of anyone. They spotted the farmer plowing a field not too far away as if nothing had happened. They hurried over to the man's tractor.

"Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this terrible accident happen?" "Yep. Sure did," the farmer mumbled unconcerned, cutting off the tractor's engine. "Do you realize that is Air Force One, the airplane of the President of the United States?"

"Yep." "Were there any survivors?" "Nope. They's all kilt straight out," the farmer answered. "I done buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning."

"President Obama is dead?" the sheriff asked Well," the farmer
grumbled, restarting his tractor."He kept a-saying he wasn't...

But you know how bad that sumbitch lies...*

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It's the Official Thighday Frilliness Said!!!!!

Speverand Rooner lives!!!!!

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YES !!!
TOP 10 ?

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Top 10 things to do at Disney if you manage to start getting bored.

10) Post a rumor that you caught Sleeping Beauty in a nip slip.

9) Find an unmarked door and form a line in front of it. After there are about 10 people behind you, look at your watch and say, "We're late for our reservation at Cinderella's Castle!" and leave. Find a bench and watch how long the line gets.

8) Follow Mickey around and make meowing noises.

7) Find Grumpy and keep asking him how he can not be Happy at Disney.

6) Go to River Country. Spend the entire day talking to anyone who will listen about how much more fun Wet and Wild was yesterday.

5) Attend the Country Bear Jamboree with your rifle. Talk about how good bear meat is. Eye the buffalo head and say, "Sally, menu's changed for tonight!"

4) When you're underground in line at Pirates of the Caribbean shout, "Nobody move! I lost a contact lens!"

3) While waiting in the cattle stalls at Space Mountain, start mooing.

2) In line for 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, keep muttering to yourself about how you should never have skipped your PADI final.

And the number 1 thing to do at Disney if you find yourself getting bored:

1) Sing "It's A Small World After All" everywhere you go.

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In a hexadecimal system, yes you were in the top 10.

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If Rockers had gone in a different direction:

Would he have been known as Jon Ban Jovi?

Would Liv Tyler’s papa, Steve, have formed a band called Blacksmith?

Would Mick, Keith and the boys have called their band Rolling Fields?

Would that famous English Knight be known as Elton Outhouse?

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Is that some type of illusion?



Ooooooohhh, thats the queer 'equal' sign.

That's going on my bumper.