Posted on 03/29/2013 5:38:53 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Daffodil CarrotCake
Ain’t gonna happen. I checked mine and any guy who would feel comfortable using that name would also probably feel right at home in a sequined lavender jumpsuit.
Gonna get their butts kicked physically AND metaphysically
If they have cute legs, who cares about their silly hats? :)
Hang on, hang on, hang on. OK, this one might not be wearing a hat.
Something about that family and teeth ...
Smarty Kid.
Hey! Rule Number One .....
Man, that one’s always good for a laugh.
Too bad for me I used octal (former Control Data Corporation Operating Syatems Programmer).
An old Spike Jones song......
My arithmetic is getting bad.
I don’t know what to do.
I bought a little bunny
then I bought another bunny.
Don’t one and one make two?
Now when I’m looking at the bunnies.
I get as mad as mad as I can be
Cause now there are so many bunnies
Oh me oh my,
You wanna buy a bunny?
When I’m eating bread and honey
Those silly little bunnies pester me
Cause all the bunnies beg for honey
Oh gee oh gosh
Do you wanna buy a bunny?
When we’re playing hide and seek
At my heels the sneek sneek sneek
When I hide they peek peek peek
I get so mad I could shreik EEK.
If you want a fuzzy bunny
Thats got a wiggly nose and cotton tail.
I wish that you would buy a bunny
Cause I got lots of bunnies for sale.
And when I get up early in the morning to go out to the chicken house to feed my little tiny baby chickens
oh those crazy little bunnies they follow on after me just hop hop hop hop hop hop hopping like the dickens.
Here chickee chickee chickee chickee get away from me bunny you bother me. Get out of here you crazy little bunnies.
And when I sneak my little tiny puppy dog rover upstairs with me to bed. The bed is full of them silly little bunnies from the foot up to the head. Get out of my bed you bad little bunnies. Go on bunnies get out of here go on now.
Bunnies bunnies bunnies bunnies everywhere. There’s bunnies on the table and there’s bunnies on the chair. Bunnies on the sofa and there’s bunnies on the floor. And there’s some new ones coming through the door. More.
Please come on and buy a bunny. I even like to sell you two or three. But if you don’t have any money, I’ll give you a bunny cause theres just too darn many bunnies for me. There’s bunnies all over the place, bunnies under my feet, bunnies in my bed everywhere I go there’s cute little bunnies.
I know, she couldn’t believe my superior love mojo got her there that quick.
Sting like a flea.
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