Surely the prospect of all of those Zimbabwe billion dollar notes had a role in her "revival" ...
More coverage ...
“Prostitute who ‘died’ during romp came back to life in coffin”
Read more:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4864611/prostitute-who-died-during-romp-came-back-to-life-in-coffin.html#ixzz2OxlXW3Jz
... Local news reports claim she leaped from the casket, yelling: “You want to kill me, you want to kill me”.
Terrified staff and guests at the hotel who had gathered to watch the scene unfold, fled in panic.
A source told Bulaweyo24 News: “It was like a movie. People were running away in different directions. It was a scary incident because we were all convinced that she had died because she was just cold. Miracles surely do happen.”
The shaken hooker - known locally as MaNdlo - was escorted home by another prostitute.
2 posted on
03/29/2013 1:34:34 PM PDT by
DogByte6RER
("Loose lips sink ships")
To: DogByte6RER
It’s what our money will look like soom.
3 posted on
03/29/2013 1:36:36 PM PDT by
Vaduz
4 posted on
03/29/2013 1:37:05 PM PDT by
DogByte6RER
("Loose lips sink ships")
To: DogByte6RER
I bet that prostitute is real glad she is not related to Dwight Schrute:
5 posted on
03/29/2013 1:38:22 PM PDT by
Slyfox
(The Key to Marxism is Medicine ~ Vladimir Lenin)
To: DogByte6RER
She was in an Army experiment and she was afraid that she didn’t pay her pimp UPGRAYDD.
6 posted on
03/29/2013 1:40:33 PM PDT by
ResponseAbility
(The truth of liberalism is the stupid can feel smart, the lazy entitled, and the immoral unashamed)
A big dream of many Japanese men is something called rasto spurto. To die in the saddle (so to speak).
7 posted on
03/29/2013 1:40:56 PM PDT by
llevrok
(Keep your arms out. It makes it harder for them to throw a net over you.)
To: DogByte6RER
So many things I could say... but I already have entertainment scheduled for this Friday night.
Besides, daddy said it best to avoid dead hookers.
/johnny
To: DogByte6RER
'Dead' Prostitute Leaps From Her Coffin I'd get bit by it.
10 posted on
03/29/2013 1:45:55 PM PDT by
Lazamataz
("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
To: DogByte6RER
The last guy didn’t pay her?
13 posted on
03/29/2013 1:58:52 PM PDT by
b4its2late
(A Liberal is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
To: DogByte6RER
21 posted on
03/29/2013 2:22:52 PM PDT by
Ignatz
(Winner of a prestigious 1960 Y-chromosome award!)
To: DogByte6RER
Maybe she thought that she was married to the guy.
28 posted on
03/29/2013 2:41:57 PM PDT by
SWAMPSNIPER
(The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
To: DogByte6RER
I hate it when that happens!!
It rubs the lotion upon its skin, or else it gets the hose again!!
32 posted on
03/29/2013 3:13:19 PM PDT by
RobertClark
("May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't" - George S. Patton)
To: DogByte6RER
37 posted on
03/29/2013 4:29:27 PM PDT by
Secret Agent Man
(I can neither confirm or deny that; even if I could, I couldn't - it's classified.)
To: DogByte6RER
OMG!!! a STREET WALKER!!!!!
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