Posted on 04/10/2013 6:55:35 PM PDT by DogByte6RER
“If there were actual Zombies chasing him I’d cut him a break.”
There’s no such thing as a zombie!!~!
They are nothing but something made up in the heads of druggies!!!
“What makes you think you are being chased by zombies?”, asked the officer.
“I’d like to say, but, you know, ‘spoilers’. I don’t want to give away the ending.”
LMAO he sure does...
LOL.
Says you! If there were no such thing as zombies, why would the government spend money to train marines, DHS, and cops how to defend against them? You think they just go around wasting money for the fun of it?
http://washingtonexaminer.com/your-tax-dollars-at-work-feds-brace-for-zombie-attack/article/2515164
http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/Homeland-Security-Warns-of-Zombie-Attack-168976266.html
“You think they just go around wasting money for the fun of it?”
no stupidity if they do!
Come on, who hasn’t experienced being chased by zombies in their life? I ask you all to have pity on this poor person. How would you like it if.....uh.....what’s that noise.....uh........who is that?....OH NO!!! ZOMBIES.....ZOMBIES have invaded my house....HELPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!
Meth will make you do crazy things.
>> “There’s no such thing as a zombie!!~!” <<
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If thaty’s true, how did Ozombie get elected?
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