"Driver Claims Zombies Chasing Him After Big I-15 Crash" - This clown deserves a big can of whoop ass ... "Driver Claims Zombies Chasing Him After Big I-15 Crash" - This clown deserves a big can of whoop ass ...That boy ain’t right.
This clown deserves a big can of whoop ass ...
Well, unless he WAS actually being chased by Zombies. If there were actual Zombies chasing him I’d cut him a break.
Strawberry Fields, Forever.....
Are the police going to charge the zombies for aiding and abetting and complicity in a felony? If so, where are their mug shots?
Being ‘chased’ by slow zombies must be like being chased by the Mummy: You could walk backwards, stop and tie your shoelace, buy a newspaper—and they’re still fifty feet behind you, heads cocked at an odd angle, dragging legs, groaning, etc.
I don’t think there were any zombies at all. Maybe they were just Democrats.
I bet that guy was tripping on some LSD and watched this commercial!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQWb-5nblx4
Can see a guy from Tennessee mistaking Kalifornian welfare leeches for zombies. That is not too much of a stretch.
“What makes you think you are being chased by zombies?”, asked the officer.
“I’d like to say, but, you know, ‘spoilers’. I don’t want to give away the ending.”
Come on, who hasn’t experienced being chased by zombies in their life? I ask you all to have pity on this poor person. How would you like it if.....uh.....what’s that noise.....uh........who is that?....OH NO!!! ZOMBIES.....ZOMBIES have invaded my house....HELPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!
Meth will make you do crazy things.