A new strategy for guard dog ...
To: DogByte6RER
The guy should come try that at our house.The Shepherds would have a party,tearing him to shreads.
2 posted on
04/10/2013 7:36:10 PM PDT by
Farmer Dean
(stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
To: DogByte6RER
When find Buddy, the first thing they need to,do is change his name.
Perhaps to he same as Steve Martin’s dog in The Jerk.
That dog is not your Buddy.
3 posted on
04/10/2013 7:39:39 PM PDT by
OKRA2012
To: DogByte6RER
Labrador retreiver + pitbull terrier= pudding-eating traitor
4 posted on
04/10/2013 8:10:28 PM PDT by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
To: DogByte6RER
Reminds me of the two Great Danes in The Patriot. I doubt Buddy is coming home anytime soon unless he wants to be renamed Zeus or Apollo or Benny or Arnie.
To: DogByte6RER
7 posted on
04/10/2013 8:42:17 PM PDT by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
To: DogByte6RER
I do not believe that they should be worried about the dog. If they let that happen in their house then they are just stupid.
To: DogByte6RER
9 posted on
04/10/2013 8:56:47 PM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Joe 6-pack
10 posted on
04/10/2013 8:57:20 PM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: DogByte6RER
I guess the guy watched Hogan’s Heroes growing up.
12 posted on
04/10/2013 9:07:56 PM PDT by
RatRipper
(Self-centeredness, greed, envy, deceit and lawless corruption has killed this once great nation.)
To: DogByte6RER
The suspect told the couple that he was looking for a man to kill, but the residents told him that person did not live there,...WTF? I was going to say maybe the owners were what was worst but they seem to be easy enough to get along with. /s
13 posted on
04/10/2013 9:16:25 PM PDT by
TigersEye
(The irresponsible should not be leading the responsible.)
To: DogByte6RER
I have 4 dogs, they would leave the house and go with a burglar with a sandwich in his pocket. They are very well fed and get lots of treats but it’s all about the food and a good meatloaf sandwich would come before guarding the house.
16 posted on
04/11/2013 7:27:14 AM PDT by
Ditter
To: DogByte6RER
A burglar would’nt even know my Jack Russell was in the house unless he accidentally came upon him while searching the house........yes he would be hiding,he’s really into self preservation.
18 posted on
04/11/2013 7:40:31 AM PDT by
heshtesh
(I believe in Sarah Palin, the rest not so much.)
To: DogByte6RER
Neither of my dogs would attack anyone. Their job is to let me know when someone is coming in so I can protect my wife and them. they are in charge of alerting I am in charge of defense.
We each have our jobs and we are good at them.
19 posted on
04/11/2013 8:03:44 AM PDT by
verga
(A nation divided by Zero!)
To: Pride in the USA; Stillwaters
20 posted on
04/11/2013 8:31:56 AM PDT by
lonevoice
(Today I broke my personal record for most consecutive days lived)
To: DogByte6RER
sounds like my female Johnson American Bulldog
She will attack any animal she can but for some reason loves all people period.
My sack intact Rottie...much different
21 posted on
04/11/2013 8:40:25 AM PDT by
wardaddy
(wanna know how my kin felt during Reconstruction in Mississippi, you fixin to find out firsthand)
To: DogByte6RER
I just want a 90 pound chihuahua...the ultimate in protection dog
22 posted on
04/11/2013 8:41:40 AM PDT by
wardaddy
(wanna know how my kin felt during Reconstruction in Mississippi, you fixin to find out firsthand)
To: DogByte6RER
You expect to comment about the dog, which is bad enough. But this is bizarre - people come in and just start conversing with potential killer nutcase and let him walk out the door? Sits in the rocker conversing with them?
What the hell kind of people are these? They couldn’t maybe accost this fool and pin him down?
23 posted on
04/11/2013 9:02:40 AM PDT by
the OlLine Rebel
(Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
To: DogByte6RER
Blame the Lab in the dog .... my dog would do the same. Doesn't even need to be food...a tennis ball will do.
24 posted on
04/11/2013 9:08:04 AM PDT by
Daffynition
(The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. — D.H.)
To: DogByte6RER
Worst guard dog ever? More like worst dog owners ever!
They must be Democrats.
31 posted on
04/14/2013 11:46:26 AM PDT by
DivineMomentsOfTruth
("Give me Liberty or I'll stand up and get it for myself!")
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