Lets see...
A man marries a petite long-haired beauty who proceeds to gain 60 pounds and gets her hair cut short (because all her girl-friends tell her “it’s so cute!”), so that he wonders when he married a short fat guy...
...then she bitches and bitches until she divorces him, takes the kids and all his money, and if he is lucky she DOES NOT have him arrested for child abuse (to make a better case for herself in divorce court)...
...And people wonder why marriage is down? And people resort to ‘contracts’?
(Girls- especially all you smart beautiful Freeper girls) I know men do the same thing- leaving you wondering when you married a drunk fat stupid slob)
Not that you’re bitter.
hence the song, "don't want no short dick man"