one can never be so bad as to not be able to serve as a horrible example
Well, he’s a really great guy. Married now with kids, good job, etc. But the glass eye WAS creepy when we were kids. And he kept having to get new ones as he grew. And they could never get the color just like his other eye either.
I’m sure if there’d been a law against playing fort with real firecrackers he’d have done it anyways. We’re that sort of people down south.