His pet weasel was heartbroken.
Posted on 06/06/2013 5:01:46 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Iconic fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld has revealed he wants to marry his cat.
The 79-year-old is no stranger to controversy but his latest comments on wanting to wed his pet feline will raise more than a few eyebrows.
‘I never thought I would fall in love like this with a cat,’ Lagerfeld said.
His pampered moggie, named Choupette, already lives a life of luxury so, if it could somehow agree to get married, it couldn’t be accused of gold digging.
It’s also starred in a number of Lagerfeld’s photoshoots and promotional campaigns, having been in his care for around a year since he started looking after her for a couple of weeks.
It is currently illegal to get married to an animal, which the Chanel chief said he was disappointed and frustrated about.
He’d therefore have to have to find a way around this – perhaps dressing up Choupette as a human bride (albeit a very short and hairy human bride)?
Hey why not. If marriage can not be defined as one man and one woman who cares.
I always marvel at what passes for fashion design.
Just take a gander at that photo of him. Does anyone here want to spend a small fortune to look like that?
i have less objection to this than the homo kind those freaks sicken me
Only if it’s a boy cat.
I can think of no grounds in the contemporary world that could be used to stop him.
Judging from this thread: (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3028214/posts) there must not be anything unusual about this at all.
Totally okay in the modern world. If you disagree, you’re a bigot.
Just an old geezer wanting to get a little *****?
Sorry, but the story just begged a one-liner like this.
Okay, maybe he has Alzheimer’s and forgot that he is supposed to marry a woman.
Karl: I do. Moogie: I mew. CoE vicar: I now pronounce you man and master. (Music: Organ with kazoos). Procession to cathouse (no. Not that kind!). With brief sandbox stop enroute. Lights to dim. Honeymoon commences amidst strong odor of msrijuana and catnip. And may they live purrifectlly purry thereafter. And now for a word from our sponsor friskeys tuna delight kitty food. Fin.
Ps: is moogie Declawed? We hope.
My girl friend wasn’t. But that’s another story.
His pet weasel was heartbroken.
Who knew Lagerfeld liked pussy ?
Its ears probably hurt too, from being pierced by sunglass handles.
Will someone please get the poor cat away from that raging fag?
Poor cat is begging to escape.
Welcome to the depth of human depravity. Genesis 6:5.
Now, of course, everyone will point to the fact that Karl Lagerfeld is a super-rich, eccentric, self-indulgent, old fool. And that would be correct.
However, this overlooks that fact that this old FOOL was once young, and INTELLIGENT enough to have become a multi-millionaire (how many of you achieved anything close to this at the same stage of life?). Only then did he indulge his inner self and, with said indulgence, ended up showing himself to be depraved. How could this have happened? What was there, operative in his soul, that led to such a result? Genesis 6:5.
What lies at the bottom of the human soul? The explanation is a simple choice between two possibilities: What would man like to believe? Or what does God plainly, clearly, simply, say in His word?
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